I look like I’ve had a chiffon-based anaphylactic shock.

Tamara - Are you ready to party?
Miranda - Yeah! Getting a bit of a high actually.
Tamara - Cool! What have you taken?
Miranda - Pavlova…

♫ I feel pretty! So pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay! ♫ Although I’m not gay, ‘cause I’m gonna get it on with Gary, who’s a man. ♫ And I’m all woman, Monday to Sunday— ♫ OH, IT’S A MASH-UP!

I will have to do something intrinsically evil.

Clive - Listen up.
Stevie - We’re  staging an intervention.
Clive - And sending you on a date.
Miranda and Gary -  What!?
Stevie - Tonight, as they say, strike while the iron’s hot. And! As I say, iron while the iron’s hot too. 

Stevie - Oh, a new breakfast menu. I think I’ll have the anti-oxidant mixed berry compote.
Miranda - Yes, me too… And bacon, egg, sausage, beans, French toast, hash browns, muffin! Tea, and two sugars. 

HAPPY FACE!

Penny - “Oh, look! There’s Gary! Isn’t he delicious! But not as delicious as this pie!”

Miranda - I shall use this as an Sarong if I may.
Psychiatrist - That’s quite an expensive silk mixed throw actually.
Miranda - Well, a pair of tough titties for you, sir!  

Miranda and Gary talking about safety wives. 

Miranda - I’ve caught her accent. Renouncing men, yeah. Bring it on my sisters.
Worker - Yeah! ‘Cause we don’t need males, ain’t that right?
Miranda - Ain’t that just right though ain’t it? I mean, I’ve had enough of men, ain’t it.
Worker - That’s right. Go girl!
Miranda - Oh, do you want me to go? Oh, I see! Sorry, you go, yeah. No I go! Exactly. Go me! Go Sandy!

Miranda - Hello! So, uhm… “Chapter one. Limpy stuck his head out of the grass.”
Little girl - Use the puppet!
Miranda - Alright, bossy!  

Gary - So this would be spontaneous? We could…
Miranda - What? Al dente? No sorry, that’s pasta. Al fresco?
Gary – Yeah, al fresco. 

Penny - Are you engaged yet?
Miranda - Not since you asked last night, no. And I said “Good morning, mum! How are you?”
Penny -  Don’t get emotional, we’re not Spanish. 

Penny – Then, the real teacher appeared, wanted to know why I was buying 29 ice creams for children I’ve never met. So, we ran.
Miranda and Penny - Well, we galloped.
Miranda – ‘Cause it’s fun, isn’t it?