I’ve been gone a week!
I love this. I feel so social.
With all due respect, John. I’m head of IT and I have it on good authority. If you type Google into Google, you can break the internet. So please, no one try it. Even for a joke.
Ich bin ein nerd!
Richmond - It’s quite a long story actually.
Jen - Really? Don’t worry about it then.
Dear Sir/Madam…
Roy - I just came in for a little chat. Wow! You are looking good today!
Jen - Oh, thank you.
Roy - So slim!
Jen - Yeah, I try to stay in shape, you know.
Roy - Oh, the hair looks great.
Jen - Yeah, new conditioner.The IT Crowd 01x06
Aunt Irma Visits
Roy:Moss, I don't like to be negative about it but, everything you invent is worthless.
Moss:Ah, well! Prepare to put mustard on those words! Because you'll be soon consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the Oven of Shame, set at gasmark: egg on your face! ... I sorta forgot what I was talking about.. Aaah! Here's Jen! That's it! It's a bra. I made a brilliant bra.
