The Heterophobic Guy

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God, that was exhausting.

God, that was exhausting.


Karen Walker; favorite quotes


No, Cammy! No, not under. Just put them near the tires and I’ll jam it in reverse.


Excuse me, miss. How fat are you willing to go?


How dare you call me a racist?


Hey, Karen. Could you watch Casey for a minute? 


I mean, the reason that people become acting teachers is that they’re failed actors. I mean, look at you—ta Hagen.




Every since Stan died, I barely see him anymore…


You know, out there in that icy water, I stared death in the face and let me tell you, it wasn’t pretty.


Well, honey, you know what to do, huh? Seduce him!