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Grace Adler; favorite quotes


Ok. I’m not losing this. I will call Jill, my African-American, bi-curious, dyslexic—


Fake crying doesn’t work on gay guys.


Really, when I give you advice, I’m just talking out of my ass. 

This is serious GPOY


Every since Stan died, I barely see him anymore…


Grace tries to find out how many times she should gasp in order to act shocked.


You know, out there in that icy water, I stared death in the face and let me tell you, it wasn’t pretty.


I might die.


Well, honey, you know what to do, huh? Seduce him!


He thinks I do things!


You say “potato”…


IT’S ENOUGH!