Ok. I’m not losing this. I will call Jill, my African-American, bi-curious, dyslexic—
Grace - God only knows what your mother is going to say
Hey, Karen. Could you watch Casey for a minute?
Fake crying doesn’t work on gay guys.
Really, when I give you advice, I’m just talking out of my ass.
This is serious GPOY
No, cancel it. Barry and I are over.
He thinks I do things!
Straight people are so crazy…
Grace - Do I go smarty turtleneck? Or bold… cleavage… blouse?
Will - Well, uh, they’re both fine.
Grace - Fine?
Will - I don’t know. Whichever one you like better.
Grace - What? Will, what is the point of having a gay best friend if you’re not gonna dress me?
Grace - Will, what are you doing?
Will - I think you’ve sprung a leak.
Grace - What are you talking about?
Will - I haven’t been with a woman in some time, but I’m pretty sure they’re not supposed to do that!
Will – Gracie, I think you’re ready
Grace - Will, my mother’s coming without my father, a.k.a. The Buffer. I need to be prepared. Mother-shield, up. Judgement-deflector, activated. Fire away!
Will - Karen, My dad would really like to meet you. It would mean so much to me if you could join us.
Karen - Honey, that’s so sweet! No.
Will - Works every time.
(Source: theheterophobicguy)
