Grace Adler; favorite quotes

You are so EPICLY grounded!

Ok. I’m not losing this. I will call Jill, my African-American, bi-curious, dyslexic—

I guess I thought if I never told you, maybe it wasn’t real.

Now it’s real.

(via klorella)

(via klorella)

Fake crying doesn’t work on gay guys.

Really, when I give you advice, I’m just talking out of my ass. 

This is serious GPOY

Every since Stan died, I barely see him anymore…

Grace tries to find out how many times she should gasp in order to act shocked.

You know, out there in that icy water, I stared death in the face and let me tell you, it wasn’t pretty.

I might die.