motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

"aw that sucks :("

me as a professional therapist (via spankmehardbarry)
♥ 310614 — via konnfusion (originally racxel)
♥ 6964 — via aidun (originally txdominican)
♥ 8302 — via axintus (originally 2hot2bstr8)
# fuck me    

gorlt:

gorlt:

i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god

you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no

Well, you know, a soft blue, like a 10 milligram Valium blue.

# Will and Grace    # Karen Walker    # Megan Mullally    # my gif    

princess-peachie:

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

The little noooooiiissse ;__;